Flog Me With a Wet Noodle

Whew! I’m so glad the Russian invasion of Ukraine has been solved by President Trump!

“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” – Donald J Trump, CNN town hall, May 2023.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled,” – Donald J Trump, Philadelphia rally, June 2024.

Excuse me? What? It’s not solved? But it’s already DAY 4 of the administration! There must be some mistake!?